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Liner Notes: 

Features a drum sample from Wet Leg's "Chaise Longue"

Written for, but not intended for submission, Songfight's most recent title, due on Thursday if people want to get in there for inspiration! (

Lyrically, it's been cut down to the point of almost incomphrension, but it nails what I feel on my more luddite days.


I have watched you spoil the internet for almost 30 years

Hot chat is
Top chat and
Butt chat is
Best chat

Yes, I'm the chief and I'm a king,
So above everything you can bring
Close friends can call out my words
Nobody else gets to be heard

Reddit is
Dead shit, I'm
So bored of


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