Another Planet

Another Planet

cindyrella's picture
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Liner Notes: 

I've had a tough day and in the heat too much, so I thought I'd write one that made me feel a bit better since it ain't real nice. Smile

Lyrics: 

Another Planet
© 2021 Cindy Prince

You were an ass
Had zero class
Kept me in fits
Made me have zits

You were a jerk
Refused to work
Kept me so crazy
Because you were so lazy

Chorus
So I want you on another planet
As far away as Saturn
I want to get rid of you
Because it's the same pattern
I want you on a different planet
Maybe even Uranus
Because frankly you really are
A boil on my anus

You were too boring
So loud at snoring
Couldn't dance a lick
And a real dick

You sure weren't Cupid
Really quite stupid
You never cared about me
Shoot off to another galaxy

Repeat chorus



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Comments

vivalarayna's picture

Lol, this is fabulous! I have a few folks I'd be happy to send to another planet. Love the unadulterated ire of these lyrics.

splittybooms's picture

I take it it was NOT a love connection! lol
I actually lol'd at the very first line and it was great from then on.
I'm SO glad to see SOMEBODY did the Uranus thing lol
Good grief this is scathing; I love it.

Mandolinda's picture

Sorry for your bad day, but hooray for getting it out in this lyric. Did a song prompt earlier this week, just breathe.

Belladonna's picture

Ha! Ha! This one is sooo funny. I think I met someone like that years ago.