No service (50/90 outage)
This was a challenge from @vivalarayna to write about the recent 50/90 site outage. I focussed on the 'No Service' messages that are often given in such events.
One look at the screen might make you
A little nervous
An annoying phrase that gets under
The top of the page said
It’s a tennis match that can’t go on
Because there’s NO SERVICE
A restaurant when the waiters have gone
So what do you do when the screen’s mostly white?
Why get a pen and paper and write
NO SERVICE no way to post
NO SERVICE the fora are toast
NO SERVICE I miss the comments the most
NO SERVICE an unreliable host
Please keep your comments respectful, honest, and constructive. Please focus on the song and not the demo.