Terry Rushes The Stage
This was a challenge set by Mr Bluesman, which was to write a song about cheese.
If I could be a cheese
I think I’d be a brie
Cos I’m so common, and creamy (goddamn)
And I make friends with other cheeses far to easily
Once I had girl with a really crusty skin
You could smell her for miles
It was the smell of the cows was coming in
The only way I could cover her
Was to smother her in Vaseline ..
And now I think of iiiit.
I think she is still in the fridge
Most of my mates
Are immature cheddars
We like to bust out the pickles and dance on a cracker.
And I’m looking since aeons for a cheesy chorus
Where each cheese can feel free
And where you can love or deplore us
But we all live in sweet harmony
Please keep your comments respectful, honest, and constructive. Please focus on the song and not the demo.