Terry Rushes The Stage

Terry Rushes The Stage

joe4broke's picture



Liner Notes: 

This was a challenge set by Mr Bluesman, which was to write a song about cheese.


If I could be a cheese
I think I’d be a brie
Cos I’m so common, and creamy (goddamn)
And I make friends with other cheeses far to easily

Once I had girl with a really crusty skin
You could smell her for miles
It was the smell of the cows was coming in
The only way I could cover her
Was to smother her in Vaseline ..

And now I think of iiiit.
I think she is still in the fridge

Most of my mates
Are immature cheddars
We like to bust out the pickles and dance on a cracker.

And I’m looking since aeons for a cheesy chorus
Where each cheese can feel free
And where you can love or deplore us
But we all live in sweet harmony

Please keep your comments respectful, honest, and constructive. Please focus on the song and not the demo.


wacha's picture

Very clever take on the challenge, the lyrics were funny and smart. I love the scene you've created with the song. I've played many open mics with a similar feel.

davidtaro's picture

Joe, this is a random find, but I’m so glad I found it! I spent the best part of three minutes laughing my arse off. There’s a real, anarchic Derek and Clive vibe to it, well done. Too many brilliant lines to single out, but I think ‘Once I had a girl with crusty skin / you could smell her for miles’ are my favourites. I mean, that’s genius. Also the general pub ambience you’re able to conjure up is inspired. Haven’t heard anything else like this on 50/90, keep it going!

cts's picture

Wow - that 2nd verse had me laughing out loud. Too, too funny! You know - the production is fantastic. I like the use of foley and the additional voices that just take this over the top. Brilliant!