FOOD SONG FODOR 10x10
Liz and I like to do collabs on 10x10s. She writes lyrics for me and I write lyrics for her. We each make songs from the madness. It's quite fun.
Liz says: Always fun as I never know what strange and quirky lyrics Val will send that I have to make music for and sing… Don’t ask me what Lucy toast is - I have no idea, I’m just the musician but I gather it is quite burnt…But seriously, I do LOVE Ketchup and must have mentioned that to Val once
FOOD SONG FODOR (aka EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK)
1 - PANCAKE PROBLEM
No! It stuck to the pan
Oil should have been in the plan
2 - GARLIC GAG
you put garlic on this and garlic on that
garlic… damn garlic
garlic makes your breath stink
and garlic makes me sick
3 - LUCY TOAST
Last night she asked
How do you like your eggs
This morning she's making Lucy toast
As she scrapes the burn from the bread
4 - DONUT BURGER
she ate a glazed doughnut
I know it’s tempting
but don’t judge her…
5 - SWEET SWEET POTATO
Might be sweet...sweet...sweet...
So sweet it makes me want to gag
6 - FREE LUNCH
I found a hair in my salad
and a bandaid in my sandwich
would you like my lunch?
7 - KETCHUP LOVE SONG
Ketchup on the mashed potatoes
Ketchup on the chicken breast
Ketchup on the eggs, hey it's tomato
Ketchup on the steak is the best
8 - STANK POPCORN
(Sniff sniff sniff)
something smells like sweaty feet
is it the popcorn you’re going to eat?
9 - MUSHY PEAS
You look like poop to me
Like you came out of a baby's diaper
Why do you taste so good?
10 - SEAFOOD SICK
the mussels were gritty
shrimp were mushy soft
that seafood linguine
was a little..(gag)..or a lot off
Please keep your comments respectful, honest, and constructive. Please focus on the song and not the demo.