Ears blocked by chaos! When i stop running about, Then I can listen
Listen up here, folks! Don't think much. Look what happened to the Queen of Hearts!
Warrior families Arranged the marriage quickly A Shogun wedding
He was prejudiced Like a man with two bottoms So very bi-assed
I wrote a drama 'Puns above a Thesaurus' Just a play on words
A champagne moment-- I succumbed to FiNirick... Herewith my penance.
Benedict Arnold! Repent, for the kingdom is Around here somewhere?
Read up on Arnold. Conclusion? Wronged, but wronger. Wife must have been hot!
Bruised ego, betrayal… Such parallels I could draw! But my lips are sealed
Avoiding politics Is easier said than done - I can’t help myself
They said 'bet you won't' So just to show them, I did But nobody looked
A political endorsement.....
No one who knows him Would ever believe that he Is not lying now
Isn't old Arnold Lying quite peacefully now? Bad egg Benedict.
One, two, three, four, five Six, seven, eight, nine and ten I wonder what's next
Ten, nine, eight, seven Six, five, four, three, two, one, nil. Nothing to see here.
Eight-thirty, press ‘Snooze’ Nine o’clock, press ‘Snooze’ again Why not just sleep in?
Z Z Z Z Z Where for art thou, blessed sleep? Alas, I know not
Wow! Those pills are strong I feel like I've slept for years Rip van Winkle said
May be songwriting After I do some yoga At Chip's studio
I feel so ashamed At low levels of list'ning But that will change soon!
Yes, in a weeks time, Incarcerated for 2! Watch me comment then!
Two weeks of iso! (They will let us out 3 times-- For three COVID swabs)
I'm vaccinated But not enough others are--- No spreading about!
First inside your mouth Next, up in your nose .... then out! That where the swab goes
Lockdown lockdown lock Downlock downlock downlock down Lockdown yet again
Lockdown then lockup Repeat until everyone's Vaccinated - twice
Lockdown opened up We'll run for home when we can--- Into quarantine
Plain sailing to home? It's not the decks being swabbed! Hoist the "Q" flag now!
"I've got a ferret..." --so that prophetic song warned-- "...sticking up my nose"
No more lockdown here I could travel anywhere But I choose not to
Ears blocked by chaos!
When i stop running about,
Then I can listen
Listen up here, folks!
Don't think much. Look what happened
to the Queen of Hearts!
Warrior families
Arranged the marriage quickly
A Shogun wedding
He was prejudiced
Like a man with two bottoms
So very bi-assed
I wrote a drama
'Puns above a Thesaurus'
Just a play on words
A champagne moment--
I succumbed to FiNirick...
Herewith my penance.
Benedict Arnold!
Repent, for the kingdom is
Around here somewhere?
Read up on Arnold.
Conclusion? Wronged, but wronger.
Wife must have been hot!
Bruised ego, betrayal…
Such parallels I could draw!
But my lips are sealed
Avoiding politics
Is easier said than done -
I can’t help myself
They said 'bet you won't'
So just to show them, I did
But nobody looked
A political endorsement.....
No one who knows him
Would ever believe that he
Is not lying now
Isn't old Arnold
Lying quite peacefully now?
Bad egg Benedict.
One, two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eight, nine and ten
I wonder what's next
Ten, nine, eight, seven
Six, five, four, three, two, one, nil.
Nothing to see here.
Eight-thirty, press ‘Snooze’
Nine o’clock, press ‘Snooze’ again
Why not just sleep in?
Z Z Z Z Z
Where for art thou, blessed sleep?
Alas, I know not
Wow! Those pills are strong
I feel like I've slept for years
Rip van Winkle said
May be songwriting
After I do some yoga
At Chip's studio
I feel so ashamed
At low levels of list'ning
But that will change soon!
Yes, in a weeks time,
Incarcerated for 2!
Watch me comment then!
Two weeks of iso!
(They will let us out 3 times--
For three COVID swabs)
I'm vaccinated
But not enough others are---
No spreading about!
First inside your mouth
Next, up in your nose .... then out!
That where the swab goes
Lockdown lockdown lock
Downlock downlock downlock down
Lockdown yet again
Lockdown then lockup
Repeat until everyone's
Vaccinated - twice
Lockdown opened up
We'll run for home when we can---
Into quarantine
Plain sailing to home?
It's not the decks being swabbed!
Hoist the "Q" flag now!
"I've got a ferret..."
--so that prophetic song warned--
"...sticking up my nose"
No more lockdown here
I could travel anywhere
But I choose not to
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