Gary JugertJOINED:1 year ago
PROGRESS:50
LOCATION:Denver, Colorado, USA
WEBSITE:http://www.mammothgardens.com/
INFLUENCES:Jack Daniels and pornography.

This is my third 50/90. I won the last two years and ended up with a couple of musicals because of it. One about zombies, one about space aliens ... you know, only serious stuff. I write mostly for the ukulele, but I'm challenging myself to do more piano this summer. Hoping to do a better job focusing on melody this year.
I think I'll end up working on parts of three different new musicals. One is called ¿Creepy?: Transvestites in Paris Hiltonville. The second is called The Praise of Folly. The third is my method for ukulele related to a novel I just finished about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All of these are pretty vague in my mind right now, but I hope that a little songwriting will lead to complete musical ideas.
| Title | Collaborators | Comments | Post date | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dance with a Scarecrow |
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3 | 29 weeks 6 days | ||
| 2 | Waltz of the Zombie Heiresses |
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2 | 29 weeks 6 days | ||
| 3 | Symposium |
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4 | 29 weeks 2 days | ||
| 4 | Twelve Elves |
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2 | 27 weeks 3 days | ||
| 5 | Mammoth Gardens |
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0 | 24 weeks 3 days | ||
| 6 | Frogs Around a Pond |
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1 | 24 weeks 3 days | ||
| 7 | Robot Army |
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4 | 24 weeks 3 days | ||
| 8 | Devil in a Pink Dress |
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1 | 24 weeks 2 days | ||
| 9 | School for Barbarians |
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1 | 24 weeks 1 day | ||
| 10 | Party Animal |
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1 | 23 weeks 5 days | ||
| 11 | Tinkerbelle the Werewolfe |
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2 | 23 weeks 3 days | ||
| 12 | Poltergeist Secrets |
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1 | 22 weeks 3 days | ||
| 13 | Clarion of the Clairvoyant |
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1 | 22 weeks 1 day | ||
| 14 | Will You Come to Bed Already |
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1 | 21 weeks 5 days | ||
| 15 | Ogres in Oxford |
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1 | 21 weeks 3 days | ||
| 16 | Cherub Chat |
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0 | 21 weeks 2 days | ||
| 17 | Dull Men's Club |
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1 | 21 weeks 2 days | ||
| 18 | Doppelganger Waltz |
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0 | 21 weeks 1 day | ||
| 19 | Witches Itches |
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0 | 20 weeks 4 days | ||
| 20 | Meet the Author |
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1 | 20 weeks 3 days | ||
| 21 | Skyline Movers |
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1 | 20 weeks 3 days | ||
| 22 | Gnomes on New Year |
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1 | 20 weeks 2 days | ||
| 23 | Mummy Tummies |
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0 | 20 weeks 20 hours | ||
| 24 | Hillbilly Blues |
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0 | 19 weeks 6 days | ||
| 25 | Gargoyle Gossip |
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1 | 19 weeks 6 days | ||
| 26 | Ghostly Apparitions |
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0 | 19 weeks 4 days | ||
| 27 | Vampire Choir |
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3 | 19 weeks 1 day | ||
| 28 | Fun with Faeries |
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1 | 19 weeks 22 hours | ||
| 29 | Nymph Zero |
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0 | 18 weeks 4 days | ||
| 30 | Cyclops in Waiting |
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0 | 18 weeks 4 days | ||
| 31 | Attackin' the Kraken |
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1 | 18 weeks 4 days | ||
| 32 | Wailing Banshees |
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1 | 18 weeks 3 days | ||
| 33 | Be Born an Heiress |
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0 | 18 weeks 8 hours | ||
| 34 | Dead Tranny |
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0 | 18 weeks 8 hours | ||
| 35 | Outta Control Troll |
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0 | 18 weeks 8 hours | ||
| 36 | Remembering Rascals |
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0 | 18 weeks 7 hours | ||
| 37 | The Sneaky Dragon |
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0 | 18 weeks 7 hours | ||
| 38 | The Leviathan |
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1 | 18 weeks 7 hours | ||
| 39 | Etruscan Prelude |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 40 | Loco-Motion |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 41 | Neri and Bianchi |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 42 | Secrets of God |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 43 | Bonfires of Eternal Hope |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 44 | Hypnotic Dominance |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 45 | Most Boring Mortal |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 46 | Among Alien Cities |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 47 | View from Above |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 48 | In the City |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 49 | Pirate Navigation |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days | ||
| 50 | Center of the World |
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0 | 17 weeks 6 days |
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This is the most important thing I do every year. Thanks for being the most important part of the most important thing.




