Ten Short Songs Submitted For Your Personal Enjoyment
This was a really fun challenge!
Ten songs, each one ten seconds long.
These suckers were all written and recorded in under five minutes each.
I don't know why I like this broken down $7.99 second-hand-store ukulele so much.
1. JUST DO IT
Tiny little fingers
Tiny little toes.
They're the perfect size
So stick them up your nose.
2. AARDVARK DANGER
Don't pet the aardvark, don't pet the aardvark
Cos that fucker will bite you.
3. MAKE DO
Tryin' to stay healthy by eatin' local,
Just stuff from the neighbourhood.
Though my neighbour's dog didn't taste
As good as I thought it would.
4. DON'T FORGET THE SIDE
...and a baked potato.
5. NICHE VIEWING
Had a dream about Dizzy Gillespie,
He was playin' his horn.
He was naked and jumpin' around,
I think it was some kinda jazz porn.
6. UNDEAD AFFIRMATIONS
Stupid zombies wanna eat my brain
But I guess I shouldn't complain.
They don't mean to cause me strife;
They're just tryin' to live their best life.
7. STENCH HOUND
My dog is stinkin' at both ends.
He's already cost me
All my friends.
8. I ALREADY HAVE A DOG, THANKS
Iggy Pop came to my home;
That guy, he won't leave me alone.
9. YOUR BABY IS NOT SPECIAL
Your new baby looks like a rat.
I wouldn't take it out in public
If it looked like that.
10. PARTY TIME!
Sorry your party didn't go as planned.
Cos the dog ate all the cake,
And I punched your father in his stupid face
And I pushed your mom in the lake.
Please keep your comments respectful, honest, and constructive. Please focus on the song and not the demo.