Ten Short Songs Submitted For Your Personal Enjoyment

Ten Short Songs Submitted For Your Personal Enjoyment

Fuzzy's picture
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This was a really fun challenge!

Ten songs, each one ten seconds long.

These suckers were all written and recorded in under five minutes each.

I don't know why I like this broken down $7.99 second-hand-store ukulele so much.

Lyrics: 

1. JUST DO IT
Tiny little fingers
Tiny little toes.
They're the perfect size
So stick them up your nose.

2. AARDVARK DANGER
Don't pet the aardvark, don't pet the aardvark
Cos that fucker will bite you.

3. MAKE DO
Tryin' to stay healthy by eatin' local,
Just stuff from the neighbourhood.
Though my neighbour's dog didn't taste
As good as I thought it would.

4. DON'T FORGET THE SIDE
Lamb chops!
Lamb chops!
Lamb chops!
Lamb chops!
...and a baked potato.

5. NICHE VIEWING
Had a dream about Dizzy Gillespie,
He was playin' his horn.
He was naked and jumpin' around,
I think it was some kinda jazz porn.

6. UNDEAD AFFIRMATIONS
Stupid zombies wanna eat my brain
But I guess I shouldn't complain.
They don't mean to cause me strife;
They're just tryin' to live their best life.

7. STENCH HOUND
My dog is stinkin' at both ends.
He's already cost me
All my friends.

8. I ALREADY HAVE A DOG, THANKS
Iggy Pop came to my home;
That guy, he won't leave me alone.

9. YOUR BABY IS NOT SPECIAL
Your new baby looks like a rat.
I wouldn't take it out in public
If it looked like that.

10. PARTY TIME!
Sorry your party didn't go as planned.
Cos the dog ate all the cake,
And I punched your father in his stupid face
And I pushed your mom in the lake.



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Comments

JūS's picture

Aw, poor Iggy just wants to be your dog...

The Dizzy one had me laughing pretty good. Great 10x10, Fuzzy.

dzd's picture

I really like your broken down uke as well Smile I've had some really crappy instruments most people wouldn't touch, but just felt right for writing Smile

These are all great too! jazz porn? eating the neighbors dog? ugly babies? some great gems in here hahah.

billwhite51's picture

these are hilarious, you have inspired me to do one of these 10 in 1 things.

kahlo2013's picture

These are hysterical! When I think it can’t get more quirky and irreverent- it does! Love the different styles, too. I love the way you think! Great job!

Mt.Mélodie's picture

Lovely Fuzzy, several of them had me cracking up, am I imagining things or have you made a song about Iggy Pop earlier? Something sounded familiar with that one.

Haha super effort indeed! The 10x10s are a great avenue to do some quirky explorative things... Someone hold my orange soda. It's time I dove in... Wink

sph's picture

Someone had to say it: Zombies are human too, They're just tryin' to live their best life
And hooray for international dog day for inspiration of some of these gems.

AndyGetch's picture

Such a weird (and I mean that as a compliment) uke montage!

Technicolor Gramophone's picture

I think I'll have to do covers of at least some of these! I particularly like "Aardvark Danger" and "Stench Hound." Fabulous little ditties that remind me of the one-minute Residents songs on "The Commercial Album."

metalfoot's picture

Hilarious and off-kilter; this is like KTel Presents Fuzzy!

Roddy's picture

Great work, I loved all ten songs and the lyrics of Make Do in particular. The change in mood with Stench Hound is very effective. The music on the aardvark song and Lamb Chops are really distinctive and intriguing.

Like the tom waits at 4. Funny how sooner or later there is an eating theme and pets and animals reappear. Yes, this is party I would go to!

Ok I laughed out loud at the eating stuff from the neighborhood one. Such dad jokeness.
Very fun.

barbara's picture

You killed me with your delivery on Aardvark! Stench Hound got me too! Like a Fuzzy sketchbook.

Candle's picture

Don't Forget The Side reminded me of the Albatros sketch by Monty Python Biggrin

What a wonderful collection of silly, disturbing and off-the-wall verses matched so perfectly with the uke & melodica. I quite enjoyed the journey.

See You In The Shadows…

ductapeguy's picture

Amazing. Jazz Porn. The Aardvark warning is a valuable PSA.

phylo's picture

Great concept, love this a lot. Thanks for the good laugh, great stuff!

Tim Fatchen's picture

Fingers/noses! Aardvaark! Local dog!! jazz porn! and a bit of kindness for the stupid. Babies never looked beautiful. And a party to finish with. What a cattledog! I mean catalogue! (I picked the high points! And my nose as instructed.) Applause!

Mosley's picture

These are all so great, Don’t Feed The Aardvark really got me though Hahahaha

pfoo's picture

All the animals, plus Iggy Pop. And jazz porn and fingers and toes in the nose. You're covering a lot of topics, yet all kind of related and transition nicely. I loved it all!