Don't Say You Hate Dogs

Don't Say You Hate Dogs

Amanda Rose Riley's picture

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Demo: 

Don't Say You Hate Dogs (50/90 Challenge)

Liner Notes: 

This is for my cat people (or non-pet people) who don't get dog culture. Obviously an exaggeration and not meant to offend anyone... although, I have heard some dog people say things that are quite close to this. But hey, if you're a serious enough dog person, you might be able to take these lyrics literally and adopt it as your new anthem, haha.

Lyrics: 

It's okay to say that you hate children
That most of them are just dirty little brats
And even when they're clean and well-behaved
You can't stand the way they need things explained
Obviously you can say that you hate cats
Just don't say that you hate dogs

It's okay to say that the poor are just lazy
And that all of us artists are worthless mooches
That the sick and disabled just need to take control of their lives
And bad things should happen to those who disagree with you
You can say almost anything that you like
Just don't say that you hate dogs

Well maybe I don't hate them, it's just sometimes they're annoying
I said watch what you say about dogs
Well maybe I don't hate them, it's just some of them are dirty
I said watch what you say about dogs
But I'm actually a vegan, so it's not like I want cruelty
I said watch what you say about dogs

I suppose that advocating genocide's a close second
But if it's either that or hating dogs I think it's slightly better
Just don't say that you hate dogs, you goddamn psychopath



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Comments

kahlo2013's picture

Quirky and cheeky commentary piece for sure with the pointed sarcastic lyrics. Sadly my internet connection is not great so I could not get your video to play to see you deliver this. I’ll try later!

Haha what a set of lyrics! This is just like anyone can die in the movie but not the dog. I really like that bridge call and answer part with the fast singing. The slow down on the ending along with the last lyric seals the deal. This was a fun and amusing track!

Fuzzy's picture

Hahahaha so hilarious!!!
Yes I am a cat person.
Yeah, those dog people are crazy.
Super great tune here.
You made me laugh for sure.