It's that perpetual expression he wears. A combination of smugness at his own degree of entitlement and privilege, mixed with a disconnect with anything that's going on around him, an "I can get away with anything because of who I am" attitude, and a vapid lack of the slightest intellectual capacity for anything more taxing than what to order for lunch.
Worst. Prime Minister. Ever.
(Note to self: you can't sing this high, Chris. Just accept it.)
Edit (27/9/19): Hoo boy. NEVER mix when you're tired. No wonder @coolparadiso couldn't make out the words: the original version of this was way, way out of balance. I couldn't let that stand, so I've retracked the Fender Rhodes and repositioned and rebalanced the rest of the mix elements with a fresh pair of ears this morning. That's better.
He's snatched his moment in the spotlight
He says the path ahead is clear
I know just what that future looks like
I know it's going to cost us dear
Although he tells us not to fear
He gives us soundbites in abundance
But sadly none of them are true
I can't wait 'til he is made redundant
Replace the old guard with the new
It's just the smartest thing to do
But even if we ask politely
I doubt he'll willingly step down
We know his conduct is unsightly
But who will run him out of town?
Who will rid us of this clown?
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