A True Story

A True Story

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Lyrics: 

A TRUE STORY

I tried to speak the honest truth
And tell it like it is
But several learned gentlemen
Raised a serious quiz

I told them that I could not play
And could hardly sing a note
The songs that many people like
Get hung up in my throat

Once I tried to play a horn
A big old baritone
I took it up to fifth grade band
When my sister brought it home

I tried my best to play it
But could not get any sound
The director looked down in the bell
Some pink panties had gone down

When he pulled out the panties
I made quickly for the door
My musical career had ended
Not to surface evermore



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Comments

kahlo2013's picture

That is a funny baritone story as your early and short lived music experience! Well told!