Stupid Mosquitos

Stupid Mosquitos

metalfoot's picture
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I hate mosquitos.

That's the song in a nutshell.

But it's also supposed to be a little funny. I hope.

Lyrics: 

it's getting just a little darker outside
but my dear, there's no reason to hide
except the mosquitos

the moon is shining brightly above our home
and my dear, there's not a reason to roam
except the mosquitos

the mosquitos, for all I care
can disappear somewhere
they can perish in a fiery wreck
yes, those mosquitos are a menace
while you golf or play tennis
oh, mosquitos, you all can go to heck

it's really such a lovely evening out there
but I'll sit inside and stare
because of mosquitos

it's really such a glorious time of the year
but I'm cowering in great fear
because of mosquitos

the mosquitos, for all I care
can disappear somewhere
they can perish in a fiery wreck
yes, those mosquitos are a menace
while you golf or play tennis
oh, mosquitos, you all can go to heck

(spoken bridge)
This annoyance, this pest
Will not let anyone rest
Its high pitched whine
And stinging tine
Are just too much to bear
Get rid of mosquitos, everywhere!

it's really just that I hate those darn things
and all of the annoyance it brings
farewell, o mosquitos
farewell, o mosquitos



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Comments

billwhite51's picture

i hate them pesky things there was a shakespeare series on the charles river series in boston that became a favorite outdoor cafe for them in the summers, and the audience was the menu. your song is funny and i enjoyed it even though it gave me a hypocondriacal itch

jcollins's picture

Looking at the lyrics...verse section...lol...watch out for the mosquitos. Second section another reference to the mosquitos. Third section I totally agree. One year I went to Yosemite National Park in California and we took a detour off the trail and I got attacked by mosquitos and bitten about 30 times. I had painful bumps on my legs for months. Next section...ah, the fear of mosquitos. Chorus again now. Bridge now and I totally agree. I hate mosquitos. Farewell to mosquitos...nice ending. Ok, I'm ready for the audio now...hold. Nice guitar groove...vocals now...good vocals and melody. Chorus now...very good. Yeah, I would have said go to hell...lol. I'm afraid of those damn things since that day I got attacked. They also carry diseases. Bridge now...works well. I hate those darn things too. Nice ending. Good song Alex.

Fuzzy's picture

Great tune here for sure.
Nice chord choices.
I'm kinda of two minds about the little suckers; they are indeed a menace, but they are also a necessary food source for so many animals.
We have an agreement - they don't bite me and I don't kill them; it has worked out pretty well so far.
Love those lyrics.
Hilarious.

Valerie Cox's picture

Oh yeah. Mosquitos are minions of the devil. " I'm cowering in great fear" Ha ha ha! Yep. I think we all know that feeling too well. Fun little jaunt on this one. Made me smile.

philmcmill's picture

Excellent lyrics and music! I like the structure of the verses, very strong chorus. Spoken bridge is cool. Well done.