Sweat Advisory

Sweat Advisory

kahlo2013's picture
Feast

Tags: 

Liner Notes: 

Skirmish Prompt: to be advised

We have had a lot of heat advisories this week... what they really need to issue for people like me are sweat advisories! Seriously the prompt made me think of something a FB friend posted yesterday:

“Yay! It is finally the season of under bosom and butt crack sweat said no one ever!”

Collaboration welcome!

Lyrics: 

Sweat Advisory

V1
walking in the
summer heat
keeping pace
with the beat
looking cool in
work out clothes
‘til puddles of sweat
drip from those

L
oh.. oh... oh ... no

C
sweat on my chest
sweat on my brow
sweat sweat sweat
now dripping down

sweat on my arms
sweat on my legs
sweat sweat sweat
day after day

V2
dripping like a
leaky hose
sweat beads fall
from my nose
stains under breasts
and on back
please dear god not
down my crack

ah... ah... ah ... crap

C
sweat on my chest
sweat on my brow
sweat sweat sweat
now dripping down

sweat on my arms
sweat on my legs
sweat sweat sweat
day after day

B
they say sweat it out
don’t keep sweat in
but they don’t see
the shape I’m in
sweat might look fine
on young toned bods
but on old round folks
be advised.....
yeah... be advised...
it looks odd...

(spoken - different voices - improv as if seeing a very very sweaty person /... ewww.... would you look at her...? are her breast leaking? oh my... I don’t know... do they do that at her age?? egads... do you suppose she wet herself?... nah... I think it’s just sweat? ... seriously... do you think people really sweat that much? .. ewwww?....)

L
ew... ew... ew... pee-ew

C
sweat on my chest
sweat on my brow
sweat sweat sweat
now dripping down

sweat on my arms
sweat on my legs
sweat sweat sweat
day after day



Please keep your comments respectful, honest, and constructive. Please focus on the song and not the demo.

Comments

Amanda West's picture

Ha ha this is wonderfully, and black humourly, brilliant - I love it and sure hope some nice person puts it to music Smile

coolparadiso's picture

Yes. Could be a chart. Sweat factor 1. Sweat factor 5. Then a description of the likely consequence. Nice concept

JWHanberry's picture

That's funny and very timely. Only 90 here but with the humidity it's really hot outside. Good thing songwriting can be done inside by the AC. Wink

splittybooms's picture

"please dear god not down my crack"
"...old round folks..."
Laughed out loud.
Some people just don't understand! I have a cousin who makes fun of me because I wear an undershirt under everything (except t-shirts...although I used with those, too!). I try to tell her its cause of the sweat....smh.
Anyway, funny lyrics. Definitely can hear the spoken voices part...

cts's picture

Under bosom and butt-crack sweat?!? Lol I'm hollerin' over here! This is a funny tune, Liz. It has soooo much going for it; especially with the funny! @splittybooms - yeah, man...undershirts are a must!

Aging Ophelia's picture

I'd be laughing harder if I hadn't been living it for the last two effing weeks. Good one!

Valerie Cox's picture

Ha ha ha! We've been rel lucky here this summer. Only in the 90s most days, but it's going to be in the 100's this week. Boob sweat is bound to happen, and that is a really not cool. Smile