Sex, Lobster, and Moose Meat

Sex, Lobster, and Moose Meat

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Liner Notes: 

I ripped off from the headline of an article:
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/zmpdgw/instructor-fired-for-allegedly-demanding-sex-lobster-and-m...

Moose meat - must be a Canadian thing, a?

Lyrics: 

A young woman from Nova Scotia
was struggling in a college course.
She asked her teacher for extra-help sessions,
but she was soon filled with remorse.

They had an extra-help session in his office,
and the teacher asked inappropriate questions.
He said they could be "friends with benefits",
and offered her some suggestions.

He wanted sex, lobster and moose meat -
if she wanted a good grade.
Sex, lobster and moose meat -
That's what he wanted to trade.

The teacher told her to buy him lobster and moose meat
for a better grade, and she complied.
He then wanted sex in a hotel room or his office -
that's when she began to cry.

She was filled with fear, didn't know what to do,
but she ended up reporting him immediately.
Turns out she wasn't the only one to come forward,
and they took her complaint quite seriously.

He wanted sex, lobster and moose meat -
if she wanted a good grade.
Sex, lobster and moose meat -
That's what he wanted to trade.

The teacher said "Yes you will, you will do it",
and said the three items were required.
The teacher was suspended the very next day,
and he was eventually fired.

He wanted sex, lobster and moose meat -
if she wanted a good grade.
Sex, lobster and moose meat -
That's what he wanted to trade.



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Comments

cindyrella's picture

What a title and what a story! I'm happy he got fired. Good write!

Fuzzy's picture

Yeah, this is a (sadly) universal story with a definite Canadian twist.
When I first read about this I thought those were strangely specific requests.
Good for you for turning this in to lyrics!
Really well done!

3tdoan's picture

Is this the most Canadian scandal ever? I read the lyrics first before your liner notes and thought it was amusingly kooky - then realised it's a true story!

doglatin's picture

At first I misread the title, and thought it said "Sex, Lobster and Loose Meat." Now that would have been disgusting.