Old Dab Dylan and Florence Floss

Old Dab Dylan and Florence Floss

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I get a kick out of it when kids show me their latest dance moves. Those moves become their victory dance whenever they are happy or get an awesome grade. I just thought it would be funny to illustrate what it might be like if adults did the same thing. I had fun. I'm open to a possible collab. on this one. Get in touch with me first so we can discuss it.

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Old Dab Dylan and Florence Floss
Lyrics by Kc Chad © 2019

He learned new moves from his nephew
He’s a hit with the kids
His wife stays home alone
Too embarrassed to be with him

Old Dab Dylan
Don’t mistake the name
Ain’t no writer
Only fish pond fame
Wants his slappy, happy hour
And a dance with a dame
So he can slap the dab
Slap the dab
Slap, slap, slap the dab

Giggles from here and there
All heads are turned, eyes are fixed
While the stars at the bar
Laugh and exchange some three foot winks

Old Dab Dylan
Don’t mistake the name
Ain’t no writer
Only fish pond fame
Wants his slappy, happy hour
And a dance with a dame
So he can slap the dab
Slap the dab
Slap, slap, slap the dab

Third grade district teacher
Flirty Widow Florence Floss
She’s insane with a cane
And man, is she ever fast

Florence floss
Don’t mistake the name
When she takes ‘em out
teeth ain’t the game
Wants her fix o’ floss, Y’all,
And a dance with a man

So she can rock the floss
Rock the floss
Rock, rock, rock the floss.

She may be a Grannie
But she keeps hip with the times
students taught her the floss
And she taught them to mime

Florence floss
Don’t mistake the name
When she takes ‘em out
teeth ain’t the game
Wants her fix o’ floss, Y’all,
And a dance with a man
So she can rock the floss
Rock the floss
Rock, rock, rock the floss.

In Disco floor colors
Course, there was no time to snooze
They met up with each other
Moved to groove by the moves

Old Dab Dylan and Florence Floss
Dug into the floor dancing the dab and the floss
And that was okay with her husband's ghost, Ross
Cause he laughed his abbs off from everlasting while he watched.



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Comments

cindyrella's picture

This is great! The words literally dance off the page! Love it

nateger's picture

I love how you merge an older, story telling song form with the popular memes of today's kids. Very clever and you do a great job creating a realistic world for the characters to inhabit.