I Need More Coffee (Sprinkle Tits)

I Need More Coffee (Sprinkle Tits)

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NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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Ahh, well...sometimes when I post a mug, I know a song needs to come out of it... and for as much coffee as I drink and post about, I don't think I've really written a true coffee lyric, or how I am without it...if I didn't kill myself with suppression of emotions.

Inspired by this mug:
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0148/5386/5536/products/DynamicImageHandler_d40547c5-9dd7-426a-88a...

Lyrics: 

"I Need More Coffee (Sprinkle Tits)"
© 2019 Write & Wrong Music

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Spilled my coffee all over the floor
Banged my funny bone into the wall
Waking up every day's such a chore

Had a flat on the way into work
The boss yelled at me for being late
It's not like this would be the first time
That I clocked in after half past eight

Back up sprinkle tits
I've had a bad start
You'll see your worst nightmare coming true
I will tear you apart

Back up sprinkle tits
'cuz I have no fear of shanking you

I need more coffee; I need it strong
I need more coffee, I need it now

Now, now, now

I need more coffee; I need it strong
I need more coffee, I need it now

Now, now, now

Today's not the day to fuck with me
Go away and leave me all alone
Can't handle the shit on my own plate
I'm gonna kill two birds with your stone

If you know me at all, we're too close
I'll hurt you with the slip of my tongue
Don't ever say I didn't warn you
This is just a glimpse of what's to come

Back up sprinkle tits
I've had a bad start
You'll see your worst nightmare coming true
I will tear you apart

Back up sprinkle tits
'cuz I have no fear of shanking you

I need more coffee; I need it strong
I need more coffee, I need it now

Now, now, now

I need more coffee; I need it strong
I need more coffee, I need it now

Now, now, now



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Comments

kahlo2013's picture

yes! coffee!
Love the in your face no apologies lyric that tells it like it is for many of us. And Sprinkle Tits. Brilliant! Love this lyric!

Zeekle's picture

I’m not a coffee drinker, but can relate to this lyric. Brilliant!!

mike skliar's picture

..but tell us how you really feel (!) Smile
nicely done! many killer lines in there!

Kristi's picture

Ha..."back up sprinkle tits"...you've conveyed the emotion vividly! I'm more of a tea drinker myself, but I get what you're saying! It's ready to sing I think!

Klaus's picture

Hah, I hope nobody was shanked with a horn of a unicorn. Good rhythm and nice repeats. This would make a good rock song.

bithprod's picture

This is just so YOU! lol. As usual, great rhythm and choice of words. Please don't shank me with your horn (yeah, I saw the mug). Smile

kc5's picture

As my brother and I were known to say when we were little, "Ahvah! You swore!" All kidding aside this is tongue in cheek comical, particularly with the sarcastic name label. It kind of gives that Garfield sort of vibe to your character, but in human form. Only from you, Cheryl! What a character!

johnstaples's picture

GawdDamn Cheryl, this is soooo good! "Back up sprinkle tits" is maybe the best line ever! There are so many great lines in there! I love this of course, "Today's not the day to fuck with me" but my faves are "If you know me at all, we're too close" and the following line, "I'll hurt you with the slip of my tongue". DAYUM that is powerful stuff right there! Overall this is a great write because it is structured so well and almost sings itself! You never fail to deliver the lyrical goodness my friend. And...you've done it again!

sherrycanary's picture

Love the I don't really give a fuck attitude, all all within good reason. Smile

Would definitely not want to mess around with that woman before she had her coffee

Within the context of the song, Back It Up Sprinkle Tits is even more hilarious