Snorkeling With a Mask Half Full of Snot

Snorkeling With a Mask Half Full of Snot

iveg's picture

Liner Notes: 

Read odd news while waiting for won ton soup. Rich heir lands chopper in St Louis?
No. I tried it and didn't care for how lyrics went from the beginning.
I have a cold.

Lyrics: 

Now I lay me down to bed
Strap my mask onto my head
Check the flow
Adjust the regulator

Ramping pressure levels up
Face enclosed in plastic cup
Bondage boy
Or sexy as Darth Vader

But today I feel a little sick
The mucus flowing fast and thick
It's like

Snorkeling with a mask half full of snot
I blow and spit
But I'm trapped in it
Snorkeling with a mask half full of snot
Supposed to help me sleep
But it's not. It's like
Snorkeling with a mask half full of snot

There is no escape
Don't make me destroy you
No, (gasp) I am your father

Hot air blasting down my throat
I sniffle, sneeze and choke
It's like

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Comments

Hey iveg, great click bait title. Sorry to hear you're not well. Been there! But how you're channelling it in to song is great! I would just be miserable. There were a few lines here that made me chuckle - probably the most stand out is the darth vader reference/s. Some icky imagery here too - mask half full of snot makes me feel like I'm drowning in it with you! :D. Hope you feel better soon x

cindyrella's picture

Ha ha! (Though I am sorry you're sick!) Your writing is choice stuff! I have to laugh and I think we've all been there. Feel better and keep writing!

izaak's picture

Ick... that's brilliant imagery and I hate being sick. At least you've turned it toward a creative purpose. Funny song, wish I could hear it. Get well!