If Your Heart Fell into My Lap

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If Your Heart Fell into My Lap

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Inspired by @kahlo2013 http://fiftyninety.fawmers.org/song/23981
I am too literal, and the image I had was not what she intended
(Editing)

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If your heart fell into my lap
Then baby, you've got problems
I'd scream for the doctors
And hope that they could solve them
I'd probably grab your bloody heart
And try to stuff it back in whatever hole it fell from
If your heart fell into my lap
Then baby, you've got problems

If your heart fell into my lap
I'd rush to see the cleaners
They'd pull their equipment out
Stain fighters, washers, steamers
Bloody stains spread on my crotch
Would mess up my demeanor
If your heart fell into my lap
I'd rush to see the cleaners

Yeah, I know you're trying to be romantic and metaphorical
But the image of your beating heart in my lap is scary and horrible

If your heart fell into my lap
I might not be too tender
I'd wrap you up with duct tape
Have you lay down on my fender
Praying that the EMTs
Will be able to mend her
If your heart fell into my lap
I might not be too tender

So if you think you like me
Just tell me plainly
Don't be spilling body parts
I might go insane
Keep your heart inside your chest
Save us both the pain
So if you think you like me
Just tell me plainly



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metalfoot's picture

That was bizarre and yet also really nicely worked through.

kahlo2013's picture

This totally cracks me up!!! I love it. The bridge is especially wonderful!!!