White Chocolate Kisses

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White Chocolate Kisses

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I hate that I go to Rhymezone, and when I come back my half-done lyrics are missing.
I had to rewrite twice from memory.
I have no idea what kind of snack food the narrator is. Something rude, I think.

The original chorus I posted started
White chocolate kisses don't be so condescending
Tasteless cocoa butter paste Don't think I'm recommending you

Which felt rude and mean. I generally don't like white chocolate, but for this song, "tasteless"felt overly harsh. Even if it's true. I changed it to "creamy" and decided I liked tasteless better, for the double meaning, the internal rhyme, and the sense that this rude snack food is a bit of a jerk.

Lyrics: 

I was searching for kisses in the snack food aisle
Dark chocolate kisses, exotic and wild
They only had white chocolate, suspicious and hostile
But I kissed her anyway
Yeah I kissed her anyway

White chocolate kisses
don't be so condescending
Tasteless cocoa butter paste
Surprised I'm recommending you
I could be your boyfriend
If only for this weekend
White chocolate kisses
White chocolate kisses

She is wearing colored foil to keep her fresh
I'm in clear plastic and she's not impressed
She says it's plain to see I'm underdressed
But she kissed me anyway
Yeah she kissed me anyway

I could be rude
Say crude things
Like fondue
And pretzel rods
Rolling on the floor
Kicked out of the store
Written up by rent-a-cops
She didn't care
She didn't stop



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