I Look Pretty Ugly As a Drag Queen

I Look Pretty Ugly As a Drag Queen

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My girl has been staying up late at nights
Playing with those fashion photo editing sites
The ones that give you lipstick, lashes
Change the color of your hair

Last night she was getting bored, you see
So she walked around trying to take photos of me
I sneered, and i squinted and I pouted
But she didn't really care

She gave me smoky eyes, whiter teeth
Changed my brows, and lashes
Scarlet lips, no crows feet
A big blonde wig in the latest fashion
And we just stared at it and laughed

I look pretty ugly as a drag queen
I look pretty ugly as a drag queen
I look pretty pretty pretty pretty
Ugly ugly ugly
I look pretty ugly as a drag queen

I didn't realize at the time, but later last night
She posted some of the photos on social media sites
My co-workers laughed and pointed
As I walked into my job

They were showing off their own creativity
They had taken my head shots, pasted bodies under me
A hairy Cat Woman, bulging diva
And a kinda scary naughty lady cop

And we stared at the pictures and we laughed
We stared at the pictures and we laughed

CH

So an hour ago my boss calls me in
Got the pictures on projection, bigger than sin
Board of directors seated, scowling
Facing the screen

That hair color is atrocious on you
And bright scarlet lips, well they simply won't do
Your outfit isn't corporate
If you know what I mean

They made me sit through an hour long show
I wanted to leave but they wouldn't let me go
And they stared at the pictures and they laughed
They stared at the pictures and they laughed

CH



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1B King's picture

Outrageous and hilarious. I want to hear this too.