Surly Mermaid

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Surly Mermaid

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Liner Notes: 

10 minutes before the next skirmish starts. I had this idea. Let's see if I can get it to work.

Lyrics: 

The sea was green and choppy
I heard a siren song
The priest said "Do not chase her.
Those half-fish girls are wrong"

I saw her diving in the waves
I thought that she looked cute
So I threw on my scuba gear
And set off in pursuit

I'm swimming with a surly mermaid
Two miles from the reef
I'm swimming with a surly mermaid
She's always cursing me
A pirate's mouth and razor teeth
Hot woman above
Cold fish beneath
I'm swimming with a surly mermaid
Two miles from the reef

I cleared my mask and smiled at her
She swore I would be dead
She shook her shapely fists at me
Tried to pull the air tube off my head

She sneered at my spear gun
She said "It's kinda small"
To make my point, i shot her fin
And now she's not laughing at all

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Comments

headfirstonly's picture

This is very much my sort of thing. Fortean subject matter, clever story, and a wicked sense of humour. A win all round!