Tease Me Tomorrow

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Tease Me Tomorrow

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Liner Notes: 

Got sunburned at the beach yesterday. Not as bad as the person in the song, but enough to be hot, sticky and uncomfortable.

Lyrics: 

The areca palms are staring
At my sun burned back
They say "You know you're a redneck"
But shut up when they see my axe
I want heartfelt sympathy
As I sip my lemonade
Aloe coated lobster boy
Sitting in the shade

I'm not here to be your laughing stock
The butt of all your jokes
Please spare me your pun-ishment
And sarcastic wit
My lips are so badly chapped
They're bleeding if I smile
Tease me tomorrow
When I've healed a while

My t shirt is scratching
At my shoulder blades
It jokes "Next time use more sunscreen
And don't stay out all day"
I feel like stripping off my clothes
Lie in a pool of ice
Sipping on a lemonade
In a room that has no lights

CH

So if you see me tomorrow
And I have a parka on
Shivering despite the heat
You'll know exactly what went wrong

CH

Tease me tomorrow
When I've healed a while



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Comments

metalfoot's picture

Oh, been there done that! Bad sunburn's no joke!

kahlo2013's picture

This is funny but I am not laughing at you - I am laughing with you!!! I love the puns and the vivid images! And I too have been there and am sunburnt as I write! I like this a lot! Still laughing WITH you!