Eat Me

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Eat Me

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Liner Notes: 

Uhh... this has actually happened to me...

Lyrics: 

V1
I once met a talking sundae
that filled a gallon tub
it was dripping with caramel
whipped cream and hot fudge

I then met a smothered burrito
twice the size of my head
stuffed with black beans
and this is what it said

C1
eat me
yes eat me
come take a big bite
I've got melted cheese
I will tempt you all night

eat me
yes eat me
I know you want to
eat me
it's what you must do

V2
I once met a bowl of popcorn
so blessed with free refills
dripping with garlic butter
that would call out at will

I then met a cowboy cookie
the size of a large frisbee
full of nuts, chocolate chips
that whispered so clearly

C2
eat me
yes eat me
come take a big bite
I'm so warm and gooey
I will tempt you all night

eat me
yes eat me
I know you want to
eat me
it's what you must do

B
do donuts call out to you?
do nachos scream your name?
does pizza send subliminal
texts deep into your brain?
do brownies gather together
to sing seductive refrains?

do hot dogs tease and taunt?
do French fries lure you with lies?
does mocha ice cream find
your weaknesses with its spies?
do chips torment you with
salty words until you comply?

listen...listen... listen carefully...
do you hear your food talk?
or is it just talking to me...

C3
eat me
yes eat me
come take a big bite
I'm waiting just for you
I will tempt you all night

eat me
yes eat me
I know you want to
eat me
it's what you must do



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Comments

katpiercemusic's picture

So there's a movie called Young Sherlock Holmes that this reminds me of. There's a scene where Watson gets tormented by hallucinations of dessert foods trying to jump down his throat. I love the lightheartedness and humor of these lyrics. Bonus points for having a song that everyone can relate to in some way.

cindyrella's picture

Well, now I'm hungry! This is so cute and all the details made my mouth water!

Valerie Cox's picture

Ha! That is hilarious. And yes food talks! It's seductive.:)

French Cricket's picture

Very funny and so so true. I especially enjoyed the switch to the interrogative mood in the bridge. Sadly my answer to all of those questions is 'yes'.

tcelliott's picture

So... I'm on a low carb diet and we fell off the wagon for a couple of weeks. I got back on and road it hard for the past two weeks, but these past couple of days I was out of town on a business trip. I'm not sure you could have summed up that experience any better than the way you've written this.