Topless Water Aerobics

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Topless Water Aerobics

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Getting ready to go to water aerobics class - but the last few classes I've had swimsuit malfunctions as I've lost a little weight...

I need to either
- get a new suit
- put more weight back on
- start a new trend in topless aerobics

I think the third sounds most fun - I already have too many swimsuits and none fit well as I need large enough ones for the hips which means they are always too big on top - and I don't want to gain weight - it will just go to hips butt and thighs... So last option is only option!

So this song is only partially true.. I think the other women just think I'm odd...so I don't think this will get a ground swell of support at the Princeton Club...

I think this song needs silly upbeat music like ukes horns kazoos percussion and slide whistles but open to anything

Admittedly not a great way to end 5090 but so it goes!

Lyrics: 

V1
left for the pool
still half asleep
wore old swim suit
too loose on me
got to aerobics
in a nick of time
began high leg kicks
was feeling fine

V2
then we sped up
with jumps and leaps
twenty pairs of eyes
turned toward me
encouraged I
jumped higher still
until I noticed
my breasts had spilled

C1
yes it is really true
when I looked down
I saw fat white breasts
bouncing around..

yes,my fat white breasts
were bouncing around

V3
I could have stopped
called it a day
or might have tried
to stuff them away
but I kept leaping
like nothing was wrong
as I knew my suit
was too loose and long

V4
most women there
then looked away
but one pulled her
breasts out to play
then another one
let hers out free
that's how topless
aerobics came to be

C2
yes it is really true
when I looked around
I saw sixty breasts
bouncing up and down...

yes, sixty nude breasts
we're bouncing up and down

B
free bouncing wet breasts
splash in the water
free bouncing wet breasts
fill up the pool
free bouncing wet breasts
make me smile
free bouncing wet breasts
in aerobics rule

C1
yes it is really true
when I looked down
I saw fat pale breasts
bouncing around...

yes, my fat pale breasts
were bouncing around

C2
yes it is really true
when I looked around
I saw sixty breasts
bouncing up and down...

yes, sixty nude breasts
were bouncing up and down

O
yes imagine that...
yes, sixty wet naked breasts
bouncing up and down



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Comments

Valerie Cox's picture

Oh my goodness, the made me laugh! It's so funny! Wardrobe malfunction turned into a free the nipple rally. Ha! Thanks for the wonderful images. Smile

katpiercemusic's picture

I love this story! I love the sort of self deprecating humor in it. It's a wonderful set of lyrics!

garner's picture

the title pulled me in ... i was doing water aerobics with a group in California this summer and noticed that a few women in the class were inadvertently freeing the nipple AND the boob ... ROFL ... it happens ... excellent lyrics ... very funny and light ... great job!