Lounge Lizard

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Lounge Lizard

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bachelorb- This was the toughest one I've done. First I had writers block, then machine malfunction, then it fought me all the way to upload!!! This one ended up being like the guy who would never leave the house at the end of the party.......or a guy who keeps trying to hit on you ladies after you've tried every way you know to tell him you are not interested.......hence the song.......

Lyrics: 

.......who's that handsome guy in the mirror
.........there isn't a lady born yet that can resist polyester
........ one more splash of old spice for luck

He's Larry the Lounge Lizard at the Hard Times Motor Saloon
Ladies, don't dare look in his eyes when he walks into the Room

........Heeelllooo...Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
........I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
........Are you an orphanage? Cause I'd like to give you kids.

He's Larry the Lounge Lizard at the Hard Times Motor Saloon
Ladies, don't dare look at his eyes when he walks into the room

......Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
.......I'm not staring at your chest. I'm staring at your heart
.......Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
....... If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

He's Larry the Lounge Lizard at the Hard Times Motor Saloon
Ladies, don't dare look at his eyes when he walks into the room
He's the reigning ladies man at the bar in Saskatoon......

......where ya going baby???? You're hotter than doughnut grease....



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Comments

Jyllian's picture

Awesome! Love all the pickup lines. Reminds me of a style of song my dad used to like (Hot Rod Racer?)

Is that booger line real??

Valerie Cox's picture

Do y'all know Leisure Suit Larry? Because this reminded of that so much, and it's hilarious! Fun, fun, fun song!

ZeCoop's picture

SO fun... Great job everyone, that turned out really great. Smile