Twelve Little Elves Sitting on a Shelf

Twelve Little Elves Sitting on a Shelf

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Hard to believe it actually took 3 days to complete this silly set of lyrics. Not sure if this will turn into a song w/ music, but at least it completes one challenge and gets me closer to my 50 Smile

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Twelve Little Elves Sitting on a Shelf 9/22/16 Billy Sea

12 little elves sitting on a shelf
One says it’s time for some cheer
So he jumps off and goes to the store
Just to find himself some beer

11 little elves sitting on a shelf
Start playing musical chairs
When the music stops, one misses out
Now he’s no longer there

10 little elves sitting on a shelf
Playing with a Red Ryder bb gun
One almost shot his eye out
And went home cause it stopped being fun

9 little elves sitting on a shelf
Thinking they should double date
Four little couples and an odd man out
Cause he played the game too late

8 little elves sitting on a shelf
Playing truth or dare
One’s question got too personal
So he quit cause he doesn’t play fair

7 little elves sitting on a shelf
Poked fun at one who was fat
Porky elf left after saying
“Ain’t nobody got time for that”

6 little elves sitting on a shelf
Get a reality show
One fails a challenge and is voted off
So he had to hit the road

5 little elves sitting on a shelf
Eating sushi rolls
One’s stomach did not agree
So he really had to go

4 little elves sitting on a shelf
Watching monster movies on TV
One got scared and ran away
Now there are only three

3 little elves sitting on a shelf
Drinking Jäger shots
Until one of them passed out
Used to be three, now there’s not

2 little elves sitting on a shelf
Replaying nursery rhyme fun
Then an elf plays humpty dumpty
Now there’s only one

1 lonely elf sitting by himself
Sitting by himself all alone
He jumps off and goes looking for his friends
And that’s the end of this song



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cindyrella's picture

Lol! I love it! What an idea Smile I think I like the 7th elf the most-but all of this is great!

Kristi's picture

Ha. This is so much fun. The different scenarios are so funny...elves playing musical chairs, truth or dare and drinking shots...lol...what an imagination you have! Hope to hear it! Those little elves on shelves are all the rage now!