...and don't say "All of it."
OK, gearheads, here's your chance to shine!
I'm hankerin' to expand my potential for making different sounds but don't know what might suit me best.
I want to make swishy and swooshy noises.
I want to make beepy and boopy noises.
I want to make Mellotron noises.
I want to make percussion noises.
I want to make strange keyboard noises.
This will preferably not involve me monkeying around too much on a computer keyboard; I would like to interact directly with a real instrument.
I have absolutely no knowledge of electronic instruments, so talk to me like I'm a small child.