Lines and bits NOT to pursue... (NSFW)

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Right after processing theses months invoices this gem of a brain fart crossed my mind:

"I'll super-glue my scrotum to the ceiling
cause it's the one thing that's appropriate to do...."

Now, where is the facepalm smiley...
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Well now someone has to use that line in a song.

"I can come from behind if I can score that back door." Yeah, totally a song about bean-bag toss. My bad.

i have an idea for a song that is so wrong, it exists only as a sketch. it might work as a skit more than a song. it is based on the idea, in "the producers," of parodying hitler. (though i understand they were not going for parody, in the plot to the movie.) since hitler was a failed artist, i wondered what it would be like were he a failed SONGWRITER. it basically consists of taking lines from classic songs and substituting "jew" for "you." (i did something similar while i lived out west, subbing "mormon" for "woman." "american woman" was quite offensive in this regard....) "that's what i like about you" becomes "that's what i like about jews," with the lyrics changed in the lines thereafter, of course, the more offensive the better, for the purposes of my skit. i realized very quickly that it would not work on paper, so i delineated a quick sketch with a couple of suggestions. i find the concept hilarious, but i doubt it would entertain quite so much in execution.

as regards the "ceiling" line, i regularly pervert lyrics i have heard too many times, and one of my faves is:

i-i-i-i-i i f*%^ on the ceiling
now the velcro is peeling
and i'm gone fall on you.
(to "stuck on a feeling.)

just an entertaining sidenote, though i'm not quite sure for how many. i've been sick for a week and have barely been checking in, and then i run across this gem of a thread. oh my.