Do you think that songwriting is boring and for stupid people and you'd never ever write a song unless somebody gave you random prompts to follow?
Fret no more. I am a man. And I drew a bunch of cards that give you random prompts to follow. It makes the whole prospect of writing songs fun!
I know what you all are thinking. "Songwriting isn't fun and can never be. Why are you spreading these lies?!" But it's true. With the power, and dare I say MAGIC, of Bard Cards, you'll be able to find the blissful joy of not knowing what is going to happen next in the song you are currently writing.
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>> "It's true. I have been writing songs for years and for the first time I feel like it's the first time again. I have always thank you Bard Cards. With this specialized 108-card deck of incredible songwriting prompts I can finally. Thank you Bard Cards. This has been a real human being."
It's true. Wait no more. Order your deck now. You could soon be joining the ranks of the likes of Andrew Mellassi as totally unknown genius songwriters.
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Don't wait! Or you will regret it. GRAVELY. My lawyers have instructed me to inform you that the last bit should not to be considered a threat.